Meet Our Team
Lafawnduh Burnette
Senior Thermographer
With over 13 years of experience in the field of non-contact pseudo-diagnostics, Lafawnduh Burnette has scanned more body heat than a TSA agent on double overtime. A proud graduate of the Phoenix Institute of Thermal Intuition, Lawfanduh brings unmatched warmth to her work — literally and figuratively.
Known around the clinic as the “Infrared Oracle,” she’s passionate about helping clients get to the hot truth about their wellness. Her signature technique, “vibe mapping,” combines ancient intuition with mostly working equipment.
When she’s not reading your radiance, you’ll find her sipping an ice-cold Diet Coke and declaring it “the only real medicine.” Lafawnduh believes in balance: hot scans, cold drinks, and lukewarm small talk.
She lives by the motto: “If you’re not glowing, I’m not going.”
Linda Thermwynne
Associate Thermographer & Certified Junior Image Technician
Linda Thermwynne has been passionate about non-invasive imaging since her first brush with thermography at a local wellness fair in 2014. With a background in integrative health and a certificate in Thermal Imaging Sciences, she specializes in identifying subtle temperature variations that may indicate early-stage inflammation, imbalances, or just vibes that are slightly off.
Her patients appreciate her calm presence, clear communication, and uncanny ability to detect metaphorical heat before the physical kind. She once detected a mild shoulder imbalance before the client even mentioned their CrossFit injury. Coincidence? She says no.
Outside the clinic, Linda can be found camping with her four rescue cats (Juniper, Ralph, Pecca, and Dr. Kevin), smuggling olive oil from Italy, and watching true crime documentaries.
Her personal mantra: “Where there’s heat, there’s healing. And probably inflammation.”